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Considering that my penguin has never visited Aunt Petunia, I decided to bake brownies and cakes. My best attempt at eating rocks successfully was the last time I gave eating ...

Most likely to be a janitor : ... YWS Clown : Prokaryote, who seems to think that I am Satan. ... and who deserves to die painfully for propagating 'Salad ...

MOSCOW, Nov. 12 — An environmental disaster began to unfold in southern Russia on Monday as tens of thousands of oil-slicked seabirds and globules of heavy oil dotted the shoreline, ...

Considering that my penguin has never visited Aunt Petunia, I decided to bake brownies and cakes. My best attempt at eating rocks successfully was the last time I gave eating ...

Go for Alex! Because you know my opinion influences you more than anyone elses.... *eye-roll* :P

Horace ftw.

Considering that my penguin has never visited Aunt Petunia, I decided to bake brownies and cakes. My best attempt at eating rocks successfully was the last time I gave

Add one word each... and we should have a crazy, nonsensical story in no time at all. ^_^ First word: Considering

4/10 ... poor inevitable cadavers...

7/10 Good for you. xD

... I never did get to this on the Cafe forums, did I? #.# In any event, expect a crit, of course! - To be edited into this post when ...

You want to go into the Literary forums. On the right hand, top corner, just above the forums, should be a list: View posts since last visit View your drafts ...

... only when they involve Pat Buchanan.

"And it was true, the bloke looked like a car wreck..." XD Typos make the world go 'round. ^_^

Why does your character need a middle name? Because it's not just a middle name, it's a patronym... which, in nineteenth century Russia, was a rather important part of one's ...